
Louisville, Kentucky—8 June 2009

Louisville, Kentucky—8 June 2009

Me either, kitty. Whew.
A: Is it time to go home and drink?
B: When is it not time to go home and drink?

Carrollton, Georgia—27 August 2012
Thank goodness for Grammar Girl’s parody of those awful Head On ads to help explain run-on sentences. Some of my students have had trouble understanding what’s wrong with their run-on sentences. Comma splices and sentence fragments are in there, too. Perhaps this will help.

I don’t care what anyone says—it’s not hard to figure out whether to use lose or loose. If you’re in doubt, try this handy guide, 10 Words You Need to Stop Misspelling, from the wonderfully evil genius of The Oatmeal (opens in a new window).
(Hat tip to @MeetingBoy)
In classroom doorway, immediately after lecture.
Instructor: Do you know what we’re doing?
Student: Yes. I also know I should come to class more often.
ME: It’s easy. You just have to channel your inner J. R. Ewing.
STUDENT: Who?
ME: J. R. Ewing, from Dallas. Played by the late, great Larry Hagman.
STUDENT: Dallas?
ME: Uhh—anyway, let’s talk about your paper.

This is some incredibly valuable writing advice. Too bad that it ended up on the floor instead of in somebody’s paper.
August 28, 1963: The Reverend Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. delivers his I Have a Dream speech as part of the March on Washington.
Nearly 50 years later, style guides point to this speech as Continue reading